
Have you ever been to Epcot in Orlando? If you've been there hopefully you were lucky enough to wander into a tiny bakery in "Norway" and purchase a wonderful concoction called school bread. Normally I don't go for a dessert if it doesn't have at least a
some chocolate in it, but I made a big exception for this school bread. A doughnutty/pastry type thing filled with custard, glazed on top, and covered in coconut; it was so fantastic that I have not been able to forget it and I made it my mission to somehow find the recipe and try to make it.
School Bread Part IA google search for school bread instantly found me the actual recipe used by that bakery in Epcot. Score! Uh, wait a minute...a lot of the measurements are in ounces. Ok, no problem--I'll just borrow the very fancy and expensive kitchen scale my friend Lois has.
So, I set about weighing my sugar, flour, yeast, etc. and notice: wow, that's an awful lot of yeast. Well, maybe that's what makes the bread part so fluffy (have I mentioned I know very little to nothing about baking?). This ended up being
problem #1 as I would soon find out. I then converted everything to measurements to expidite the baking process for next time, thinking myself quite clever, and set to mixing everything. The first step called to mix all dry ingredients, and then heat the water and butter to 95 degrees. Not having an instant thermometer, I had to guess what 95 degrees is and apparently I have no idea what 95 degrees is because as I poured the liquid in, I thought it started to cook the egg. I realize after doing it again that this was probably not the case (not sure what those little yellow lumpy things were) but at the time I thought I really screwed up. So, I went to the store and started over.
School Bread part IINot one to let one mistake derail my plan to eat school bread, I started all over again careful not to heat the water/butter too much. I get it all in the mixer only to find it's WAY too sticky/soupy--
problem #2. Now, remember I said I know next to nothing about baking. However, I have made enough pizza dough to know there is no way that dough was going to roll out properly...so I added a little flour. It was still sticky and wet--so I added some more. This went on and on until I was wailing out loud to no one in particular "why is this so wet?!!!??!" still adding more flour. After adding 4 extra cups of flour I finally gave up and put it in a big bowl to rise, because it was already starting to get a lot bigger than I expected. An hour later it looked like it was ready to take over the neighborhood--why is it so big and still sticky? Oh well, forge on I thought, and I did, only to end up with something that resembled bland, dry dinner rolls. After I tasted the first batch it all went into the garbage.
School Bread part IIII was exhausted at this point, but also pretty pissed off that I could not figure out where I had gone wrong. Plus, I had made the custard filling which tasted fine, so all I needed was the stupid bread to put it in. I decided to start again at the beginning and got back on google to check out other school bread recipes. I finally found the same recipe on another site and lo and behold: the recipe I used called for 2 pints of water, but the same recipe posted on another site called for 1. Hooray!
Problem #2 solved. I was ready to give it one final shot, and then I remembered: what about the whole yeast thing (
problem #1)--maybe you should revisit that one, eh Sherlock Holmes? Good thing I did because...ok, I have no idea how it happened but I put in, like, 3x's the yeast it called for. Obviously I weighed it wrong and shudder to think just how much yeast went into those first 2 batches. Anyway, to make a long story short (yah, I know: too late) I made my 3rd batch of school bread. The dough was still (in my opinion) too sticky; I had to keep spraying my hands with cooking spray to handle the dough, but I guess third time's the charm, because they turned out fine

They are still a lot 'breadier' than I remember from the Epcot ones, but they had a wonderful sweet taste. I then finished them off with the custard filling, icing and coconut
School Bread final assessmentAs is the case with most things you eat somewhere else and try to recreate, my school bread just wasn't the same; good, but just not the same. Maybe eating it in a fake Norway is what makes it taste so over the top good. Here is another recipe for School Bread I found on the blog
Bubbling Cauldron that looks similiar to the one I used, but better; it uses 1/2 cup less liquid for the bread so the dough is probably just right and not sticky. Next time, this is the one I'm going to try.
Skolebrød1 (.25 ounce) package active dry yeast
1 1/2 cups warm milk
1/3 cup butter, melted
4 cups whole wheat flour
1/2 cup sugar
2 teaspoons ground cardamom
1 egg, beaten
Powder Sugar Glaze1 cup sifted powdered sugar
2 tablespoons milk or water
1/2 teaspoon vanilla
coconut
Pastry Cream3 egg yolks
1/4 cup sugar
2 1/2 tablespoons cornstarch
1 cup milk
1 drop vanilla extract
3 tablespoons unsalted butter
In a large bowl, dissolve yeast in warm milk. Add melted butter, 2 cups whole wheat flour, 1/2 cup sugar and cardamom.
Stir in the remaining flour, 1/2 cup at a time, beating well after each addition.
When the dough has pulled together, turn it out onto a lightly floured surface and knead until shiny and pliable.
Lightly oil a large bowl, place the dough in the bowl and turn to coat with oil.
Cover with a damp cloth and let rise in a warm place until doubled in volume, about 1 hour.
Divide the dough into twenty four equal pieces and form into rounds.
Place the rounds on to lightly greased baking sheets.
Cover the rolls with a damp cloth and let rise until doubled in volume, about 20 minutes.
Meanwhile, preheat oven to 475 degrees F (245 degrees C).
Brush risen rolls with beaten egg. Bake in preheated oven for 8 to 10 minutes until nicely browned with pale sides.
Cool completely on wire racks. Spread glaze across top and then dip in coconut.
To make pastry cream: In a mixing bowl, whisk together the egg yolks, sugar, and cornstarch until well combined.
Whisk in 2 tablespoons of milk. Place the remaining milk and the vanilla in a medium saucepan.
Bring the milk to a boil and whisk it into the yolk mixture.
Pour the mixture into the saucepan and bring it to a boil over medium heat, whisking constantly.
Remove from the heat and whisk in the butter.
Line a baking sheet with plastic wrap and spread the pastry cream over the plastic to cool it as quickly as possible.
Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate it until cold.
Place the cooled pastry cream into a pastry bag and fill the buns with cream.
Makes 24 servings
optional fillings, vanilla pudding, french pastry cream